Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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