i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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