Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Randomize
