we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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