You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
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