One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Randomize
