I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
my liver is dry heaving
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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