and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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