This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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