Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
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