After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I have fence marks all over my body
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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