i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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