2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
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