there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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