is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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