Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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