On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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