C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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