you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
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Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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