Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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