well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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