For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
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