Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
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