is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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