Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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