I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
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