How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
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