people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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