i barfeds in our rink
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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