You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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