i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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