i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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