The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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