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why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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