plz talk dirty to me
If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
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