no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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