He kissed a someone with a penis
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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