Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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