He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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