i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
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