Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
I intend to get homeless drunk
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
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