I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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