Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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