My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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