so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
They are going to name an STD after you.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
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