she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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