i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
she told me i tasted like america
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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