Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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