who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
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