Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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