OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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